Match #1: Jeff Hardy, The Great Khali & Rey Mysterio vs Chris Jericho, Edge & Dolph Ziggler
Match #2: Primo Colon vs Cody Rhodes
Match #3: Last Man Standing for the WWE Championship: Triple H vs Randy Orton
Match #4: Mickie James & The Bella Twins vs Beth Phoenix, Rosa Mendes & Maryse
Match #5: John Cena vs The Big Show
Donald Trump, accompanied by Kelly Kelly, comes to the top of the ramp. Trump comes out and says that no only is the show commercial free, but he will give the fans full refunds after the show. Trump leaves.
John Cena comes out. First Cena gushes about Trump, then wants the Miz to comes down. Miz stays at the top to the ramp and calls Cena a coward. Cena points out the Miz is a long way off and the Miz comes down to the ring. Cena says he's going to give the Miz what he wants: Cena vs The Miz at The Bash. Cena then tells Miz what he's going to do to him at The Bash.
We go to earlier today and Vince McMahon's limo has broken down and he wants the limo driver to give him a piggy back ride to the arena.
And the "Commercial Free" Raw hits the wall as we turn to Jim Ross & Todd Grisham for the next match….with their buckets of Kentucky Grilled Chicken sitting on the announce desk.
Match #1: Jeff Hardy, The Great Khali w/Runjin Singh & Rey Mysterio vs Chris Jericho, Dolph Ziggler & Edge. CM Punk was at ringside for commentary. Hardy pins Ziggler.
Vince is wandering around looking for his office when Santina Marella annoys him. Trump comes out of the office and tells Vince that since he bought the show, it's his office and Vince's office is down the hall. Then Trump fires Santina. Santina walks off one side & Santino appears on the other. He doesn't care
Remember no commercials? First Cole & Lawler hype Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, but they have their own buckets of chicken.
Match #2: Primo Colon w/Carlito vs Cody Rhodes w/Ted DiBiase. Rhodes pins Primo.
Vince is searching for his office when he runs into Goldust & Hornswoggle. After putting his wig on Vince, Goldust points out Vince's office: a stall in the men's room. Vince just wants some dignity, but instead Festus comes out of his office, having used the facilities.
Hype for Orton vs Triple H.
Match #3: Last Man Standing for the WWE Championship: Triple H vs Randy Orton. Double knockout.
Miz bothers Maryse.
Donald Trump comes down to the ring with Eve & Maria. Trump says he's not going to hire a GM but instead he's going to have a new celebrity host every week and he's going to do something big for Wrestlemania 26. Then Vince McMahon comes down. Vince says the people don't deserve their money back, and if Trump does what he wants, which is free Raws and commercial free every show, Vince would be bankrupt in 6 months. Trump says he can do whatever he wants and he could double his money anytime he wants to sell Raw. Vince suddenly realizes what Trump is trying to do and Vince wants to buy back Raw. Trump finally agrees when Vince offers double what he sold. So the entire stupid Trump owns Raw is over. Vince fires Trump (Trump appeared to be asleep) Trump slaps Vince and the most well dressed security guards keep them separate.
Recap of Show vs Cena.
Randy Orton is being worked on by the trainers when Vince arrives. He kicks the doctors out and tells Cody & Ted to leave the building. Vince tells Orton that at the Bash he will face Triple H in a 3 Stages of Hell match: Normal match, Falls Count Anywhere & Stretcher.
Match #4: Mickie James & The Bella Twins vs Maryse, Beth Phoenix & Rosa Mendes. Mickie pins Rosa.
Match #5: John Cena vs The Big Show. Show pins Cena. (Miz shoved Big Show onto Cena)
Orton is trying to leave the arena when Triple H jumps him in the parking lot. H smashes him in the car trunk and tells Orton that it's not over.