Match #1: Kelly Kelly vs Gail Kim vs Alicia Fox vs Beth Phoenix
Match #2: Evan Bourne vs Jack Swagger
Match #3: Contract on a Pole Match: Eugene vs The Calgary Kid
Match #4: The Big Show vs Randy Orton
Match #5: MVP vs Chris Masters
Match #6; Hornswoggle & Mark Henry vs Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase
Match #7: John Cena vs Chris Jericho
Randy Orton is in the ring and he says he bullies anyone and everyone because he can and the fans opinions do not matter to him. What matters is that in two weeks he’ll face John Cena at Summerslam and he’ll beat Cena. Down comes John Cena. Cena says he’s tired of listening to Orton and is ready to snap and if Orton wants to bully someone try Cena. Cena asks Orton if he’s going to talk about it or do something about it. They stare at each other until The Big Show & Chris Jericho come down. Show says that it’s funny seeing them try to intimidate each other, when all Show has to do is breathe…which Cena says is it is because his breath smells like Shaq’s jock strap. Jericho says they are out there because Raw is in Canada. Jericho says he talked to Sgt. Slaughter and he should give Jericho what he wants, and what he wants is a match against Cena and he will beat Cena for the first time. Orton then threatens to punt Cena, but the Show tell Orton that the reason Jericho got his match is because he was standing next to Jericho, but Show wants more, that’s why he’s facing Orton.
Match #1:for the #1 contender to the Diva’s Championship: Kelly Kelly vs Alicia Fox vs Gail Kim vs Beth Phoenix. Gail pins Alicia.
Sgt. Slaughter comes out and says his first official act is to lead them in a salute to the Canadian flag, but then he says if it wasn’t for Uncle Sam and the USA they would all be speaking Russian & French. Sarge then recites the Pledge of Allegiance.
Match #2: Even Bourne vs Jack Swagger. Swagger pins Bourne. Swagger starts to brag, but MVP comes down to tell him that no one cares. MVP challenges Swagger for tonight, and Swagger tells him maybe next week. MVP shoves him down and Swagger walks away.
Triple H is in Texas wandering around the cafeteria trying to call Shawn Michaels. After accidentially hitting on a waiter, Hunter hears a girl whining about her hamburger and Shawn Michaels stops her, he’s the chef!
Sgt. Slaughter comes back out and says he was just playing around, he went and got someone special to sing Canada’s national anthem: Celine Dion. In reality, it’s Jillian Hall dressed in an Uncle Sam outfit & she “sings” God Bless America.
Match #3: Contract on a Pole Match: Eugene vs The Calgary Kid. The Kid gets the contract….and reveals himself to be The Miz!
Match #4: The Big Show vs Randy Orton. Show wins via count out.
Back in Texas, Triple H is trying to understand why Shawn is a chef. Shawn says that after Wrestlemania he didn’t feel like he had to wrestle anymore. Shawn says they respect him. The whiny girl comes back and tells him his tater tots suck and he should shape up. Triple H says he needs Shawn, but Shawn isn’t listening. Then his grill catches fire, Shawn puts it out then decides to listen to H.
Match #5: MVP vs Chris Masters. MVP pins Masters. After the match Swagger comes down to distract MVP, and Masters puts on the Masterlock.
Back in Texas, H is behind the grill trying to convince Shawn to come back. The boss come out and yells a Shawn (calling him by his real name!) Shawn the superkicks him, then goes out and kicks the whinygirl. (offscreen) Then quits….and sets the place on fire!
Sgt Slaughter returns once more, this time to bring out a national hero. He has Bret Hart’s music play….but Hacksaw Jim Duggan comes out instead.
Match #6: Hornswoggle & Mark Henry vs Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase. DiBiase pins Hornswoggle. After the match Cody challenges DX to a match at Summerslam.
Josh Matthews interviews Chris Jericho. The Big Show interupts and Jericho forgets the camera is there and he badmouths Canada.
Match #7: John Cena vs Chris Jericho. Cena wins via...