Match #1: for the U.S. Championship: Kofi Kingston vs Carlito
Match #2: Evan Bourne vs The Miz
Match #3: for the Diva's Championship: Mickie James vs Gail Kim
Match #4: MVP vs Jack Swagger
Match #5: Falls Count Anywhere: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero
Match #6: Lumberjack: John Cena & Randy Orton vs Chris Jericho & The Big Show
Freddie Prinze Jr. comes down and says he's been a lifelong fan of the WWE and he will start Summerslam tonight by having both the United States & Divaâs Championships defended. Then the evil hook guy from I Know What You Did Last Summer comes out: it's just Santino Marella. Santino claims that he could act in any movie. After that nonsense, Randy Orton comes out to bully Prinze, then attacks him.
Match #1 for the United States Championship: Kofi Kingston vs Carltio w/Rosa Mendes. Kofi pins Carltio.
Best of DX clips.
Match #2: Evan Bourne vs The Miz. Miz pins Bourne.
Triple H & Shawn Michaels arrive. Jillian Hall attempts to sing the DX theme and Triple H dumps a trash can on her head. They continue on and run into Santino being an idiot so Shawn superkicks him.
DX make their way to the ring but are soon ambushed by Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase.
Match #3 for the Diva's Championship: Mickie James vs Gail Kim. Mickie pins Gail.
Josh Matthews interviews John Cena.
Match #4: MVP vs Jack Swagger. MVP wins via DQ
Match #5: Falls Count Anywhere: Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero. Chavo is hit with a falling paint can and is pinned by Hornswoggle. Then Macauley Culkin appears.
Floyd Mayweather is announced as next week's guest host.
Match #6: Lumberjack: John Cena & Randy Orton vs Chris Jericho & The Big Show (Lumberjacks: Mark Henry, MVP Jamie Noble, Evan Bourne, Kofi) Cena pins Jericho. After the match, Orton RKO's Cena then runs from the lumberjacks.